herzverstreut_bu: (Misc - berlin is for lovers)
In line at the grocery store, two... I'm not sure what to call them. Attempt at explanation ) Let's just settle on "plebes" or something. They stood in line behind me.

Plebe #1: "Yo, dude, we need drinks for tonite, yo. Go get some."
(Plebe #2 wanders off, returns a minute later with three bottles of... carrot juice.)
Plebe #1: "What the fuck, dude? Why didn't you get the cheap stuff?"
Plebe #2: "But man, this stuff is not from concentrate! Not from concentrate, dude! It's like the best!"
Plebe #1: "But..."
Plebe #2: "No, man, *not from concentrate*! I swear, it's like, every bottle you drink tastes different! Totally the best."

Thing is, they didn't even appear to be high or anything. It was kind of cute.

P.S. Hi, I'm being a bad friend AGAIN, so belatedly the very bestest birthday wishes to [livejournal.com profile] flimsy, [livejournal.com profile] sideshowkat, [livejournal.com profile] spike_wtb and [livejournal.com profile] musictoyourlips! ♥

ETA: Oh, hey, I'm a meme sheep, also AGAIN. Want to ask me stuff? )
herzverstreut_bu: (SPN - comic - ;)))
Middle-aged woman: "So I watched this horror movie, and Lea wasn't supposed to, but somehow she sneaked a peek, anyway. So then the other day I was at the bookstore, and I got her that book she wanted, and when she opened it there was this CD inside. You know, just like a normal CD, but it had this piece of paper taped to it, saying "Please take care of me." Like, handwritten! So we put it into the CD player, but it didn't work. And then we figured maybe it wasn't an audio CD, so we put it into the computer, but that didn't work, either. So I thought it could only be a DVD, but Lea was all like "No, don't do that! There will be some weird stuff on there and then you'll get a phone call tonight and we'll all die!" But I did it anyway, and there were those weird distorted pictures in an endless loop. And some text, but it was gone too quickly to read it. It was so weird! And Lea said "OMG, just wait, every second the phone is going to ring." And just that second... her cell phone rang. And it said "caller unknown", and she seriously THREW it away. Yeah, turns out it was just her friend, but she was really scared. It was funny. But also weird."

Sometimes it pays off to turn off your music while on the train home. :))


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