Merry Brain-Breaking with Sandra!

[herzverstreut_bu]

Ok, so... yesterday I asked people to request stuff for me to record. I know I would regret it. :)) url_girl asked me to read out the Care Bear BDSM smut (*looks it up* written by spiderflower) that I linked some months ago, and unfortunately I can't say no to her. I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT I WOULDN'T DO THAT FOR JUST ANYONE!! ♥

So, the following is Care Bear BDSM smut read in a horrible German accent. If you ever wanted your brain to stop functioning, here is your chance!

Slave Bear of Care-A-Lot, ca. 10MB, Sendspace (You might have to turn up the volume, it's rather low on the recording.)

ETA: peggin wanted me to read my cracky Queer as Folk Victorian AU:
Untitled Victorian AU or: Dandy Kinney, ca. 12MB, Sendspace

Feel free to keep requesting, despite my protests it's a lot of fun. :)) )

Also, unrelated: The very happiest of birthdays to blacksatinrose!!

AND OMG VM FINALE TONIGHT I WILL SO DIE IF THE TORRENT ISN'T UP IN THE MORNING!! Also, pleeease, please please don't spoil me!

Comments

[peggin.livejournal.com]

Record this! :D

[scatterheart.livejournal.com]

:)) Why do you all want me to read smut?! *fails at sex talk* But I'll definitely do that.

[scatterheart.livejournal.com]

*points to edited post* Now, that was easier than the Care Bears, thank god. :))

[peggin.livejournal.com]

Yay! I can't wait until I get home so I can listen to them!

[whiskey84.livejournal.com]

LOL.

I have not listened to it yet. I will later tonight after I have mentally prepared myself for it. This could officially shatter any childhood memories I have left.

But, I'm thinking it could be a nice distraction as I wait for VM. OMG. CANNOT WAIT. (And I'm so paranoid about being spoiled. LOL.)

[scatterheart.livejournal.com]

THE WAITING IS SO HARD!!!! *clings*

We need a self-help group or something.

[galeena.livejournal.com]

ich hab ne speed von 1,7kb beim dl. =/ kanns leider net runterladen.

[scatterheart.livejournal.com]

Wieso denn nur so wenig? :((

[myemmie.livejournal.com]

hmmmm.....

not smut, not smut, not smut.....*ponders* :-)

Well, do you do any impressions?

[scatterheart.livejournal.com]

Uh... I can't think of any that I can do... I could try? But I'm no good with impressions, really. :))

[myemmie.livejournal.com]

*shrugs*

Me neither. The only one I can claim, really, is Blue from Blues Clues....which is bizarre, I know, but these are the things you learn about yourself when you have a toddler. :D

[reeface.livejournal.com]

ALDKFJASLDFKJASDLFKJASDFLKJASDFLKAJSFDLAKSDJFLASKD

*DIES REPEATEDLY*

OH, SANDRAFACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I FUCKING LOVE YOU.

YOU WOULD RECORD STUFFED ANIMAL SMUT FOR MEEEEEEEE. THAT IS LOVE, YO. *MOLESTS YOU LIKE A CARE BEAR*

*DOWNLOADS OMFG*

[on-the-ground.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid sendspace didn't work.. but I tried.. :)

[kitkatbyte.livejournal.com]

OH OGD *DEAD* I listened to both of these and I coudln't stop laughing. I absolutely love audio fics. I love the Victorian AU you wrote, so it was great to hear that, and the care bears were just... so ridiculous! I think it's just funny to hear it out loud. OK anyway, thanks!!

[scatterheart.livejournal.com]

:D My pleasure! (Uh, sort of... :)) ) Glad you enjoyed it!

[netlagd.livejournal.com]

not that your voice isn't lovely, but do you have your "Dandy Kinney" in a printable format anywhere?

[scatterheart.livejournal.com]

Sure, it's right here (http://scatterheart.livejournal.com/105315.html). :)

(Wow, how does anyone even stumble across this anymore?)

[(Anonymous)]

Some one posted to getithere a request for royalty fics/period pieces. I remembered early on that you had voice posted "Dandy Kinney"

So it made me want to read it - and cite it to the getithere query (no pun intended)

[galeandrandy.livejournal.com]

Hi, I's love to hear the Victorian AU, is there anyway you can possibly re-upload this story to sendspace. The link is dead.

Thanks!

[scatterheart.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, it was on my old computer and got lost. :( I'll ask around, though, maybe someone else has saved it.

(If you just want to read it - which might be a good idea, considering my crappy accent - it's here (http://scatterheart.livejournal.com/105315.html). Don't expect a serious AU, though, it's really just crack inspires by Victorian erotica.)

[galeandrandy.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Ah, I'm sure I will enjoy reading it. I like light hearted cracky AU's. :)